catching up on old times

haha, so, i never wrote this on here, but, i always had the intentions to. one night, Ed and i, were chilling outside the apartment, like a week ago or some shit, walkign the puppy right? now, we had our pre-ritual activities in us, so, you know we had a good laugh at this one.
now to the fun part. this fucking guy is walking down the street(this all taking place at bout 11:30 P.M.) with this little kid... first thing me and eddie hear, "its ok, Santa loves you jesus loves you, I love you, its ok." we knew this was gonna be fun haha...
neways, he sees the puppy, comes up and starts talking, and goes how old are yah? i said bout 6 months, he goes, "i was talking to the puppy, not you mongrels" i was decently offended, and still really high, and kinda off guard... so, we keeps talking to the puppy, predicting whats its gonna do, (im thinking, its 30 degrees out, this guy finds time to talk to dogs...) the kid is just standing there. so, after awhile, he bows down to the dog, and starts pounding the ground with his self proclaimed "puppy language"
wtf....
at this point, ed, burts inside, laughing..leaving me outside... with him... and the kid...
then he encourages the kid to talk to the puppy...
bad batch of lsd...
so, after this happens, i look at the guy, and he actually talked to me for once, and starts bitching at me... about my long hair??? it doesnt even come to my eyes, or how i look like a hippy with a nazi cross... blonde hair, blue eyes... asked what breed the dog is... iasked him if he was fucking serious... border colli...
then he called us all mongrels and said that the puppy should be able to live free, i told him it would starve to death on the streets, hes retarded, and went inside...
on my way up the stairs, i asked myself, did that really just fucking happen, or am i that torched?
i turned around, it was real...

i had a dream lastnight...
well, today...
im not sure if i should have liked it or not....
i liked what happened in it...
but... idk...
it was nice, and im the only person, that will EVER know what happened, so HA!
but, i have to go clean, ive been procrastinating on that for awhile...
toodle loo people...